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Vault: Father Crunk Is Back!

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🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Father Crunk Is Back!

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:03.8

I am sanctified.

0:05.9

Sanctified.

0:08.4

God must be glorified.

0:11.6

We call him Father Crunk and his Father Bailey from Holy Spirit Catholic Church.

0:16.3

Yeah, he's a real priest.

0:18.6

He's got the whole collar and the du rag to prove it.

0:23.2

Yes, indeed.

0:24.1

Yes, indeed.

0:24.7

How are you today, sir? I'm doing good, man. But you know I realized last week? What's that? I'm going bald. Are you? Yeah, I got a bald spot to top of this, so that's why I cut the fro off, man. you know, a frown look good

0:34.5

and a little balls

0:35.1

on the top, you know what I'm saying?

0:36.8

Had to curb it down, man.

0:38.1

Had to bring it back to the basics.

0:39.3

That's very 1970s.

0:40.9

What's that?

0:41.2

Afro. A frontal look good and a little bald spot the top, you know what I'm saying? So I had to curve it down, man.

0:38.3

Had to bring it back to the bases.

0:39.3

That's very 1970s. What's that? Afro with a bald spots. Yeah, man, it doesn't work, man. It's like, you know, a bad episode of good time. Only if you come in like on roller skates or something, you know, uh, looking all 1976. Where did you spot it?

0:53.3

Because that's a place that you'll never ever forget.

0:55.3

Well, no, man, check it out.

0:56.3

You know, like every time you celebrate mass after you put Look at all, 1976. Where did you spot it? Because that's a place that you will never ever forget.

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