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Vault: Everyone's On Facebook. She Refuses. Here's Why.

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🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: Everyone's On Facebook. She Refuses. Here's Why.

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.8

So Jen Hobby is stubborn.

0:03.1

She is digging in on this one, man.

0:05.4

Digging in.

0:06.4

I have been so far, but my friends are chipping away at me.

0:09.4

And what Bert's about talking about is that I'm not on Facebook.

0:13.3

And I think I'm probably the only person on the planet.

0:16.1

So where do you get your friends?

0:17.7

I know.

0:18.6

Like in real life and stuff.

0:21.9

And there's a lot. Like in real life and stuff. But how do you poke them?

0:24.3

Like what if you want to?

0:25.4

I think we know the answer to that.

0:27.0

That's a whole separate break.

0:31.3

But yeah, I just, I haven't joined it yet.

0:33.6

I feel like sometimes in my life with like all the emails that we'll get from listeners

0:39.3

that I'll try to get through and read and respond to and the emails just in the work email account

0:44.0

that I'll try to get through and then my personal email account to keep up with my friends.

0:48.3

Like that's three already.

0:49.7

I feel so overwhelmed by I never can get back to everybody as soon as I would like to.

0:54.8

There's so many things that go left unreturned, you know, in all three of those accounts,

1:00.2

like that I feel like if I added one more thing, like Facebook, I would just give me an anxiety

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