The Bird Show.

Anybody see Desperate Housewives last night?

Or Sunday night, I should say.

No, I missed him. Yes. I love that show. I'm obsessed. Totally, man. And I've gotten my husband obsessed about it, too. Like, I was like, oh, it's Sunday, Desperate Housewives. And he literally said, oh, yay! And I was like, did you say, oh, yay about Desperate Housewives? He's like, oh, I did, didn't I?

See, I can't tell if it's a really good show or we're desperate for a show that is anything like sex in the city. No, it's a good show. Is it a good show? Yes. It's a really good show. You know, I was reading this morning that more than double the people were watching Desperate Housewives on Sunday night, then we're

watching Terry Hatcher win her award at the Golden Globes for Desperate Housewives Sunday

night. They put the Golden Globes up against it and it did terrible in the ratings in comparison.

It was like, I think the rating was like an 11 point something for Desperate Housewives and like

five point something for the Golden Globes.

Well Desperate Housewives on Sunday night, I thought they took a really interesting avenue.

And I want to get your guys opinion on this.

When we're all going through high school, we are all like, I just can't wait to get through high school.

Get away from the clicks.

Get away from all the judgments and just be ourselves, you know? And in Desperate Housewives

on Sunday, they made the observation that high school never really ends. And just to set this

click up for you, or this clip up for you, the deal is this, that Terry Hatcher's got herself into

some real big problems here with another character on the show, Eadie.

And she's really starting to kiss her butt.

And in this scene right here, Terry Hatcher and Eadie are on the side of the road while Edie's car, the tire went flat on it.

And she starts to look at Terry Hatcher like, look, you didn't like me before, so I know you're up to something. Why are you being so nice to me now? This is very similar to what used to happen to me in high school, and she makes a pretty interesting observation. I want to see if you guys think it's true. I bet you were a cheerleader in high school, weren't you? My junior year, how'd you know? Girls like you were always cheerleaders? Clear skin, honor roll, popular. In high school, I was the girl that hung out with the freaks from the loading dock and smoked. Everyone hated us. Well, you know high school. Thank God we leave that behind.

See, I don't think we do.

I'm still the outsider that doesn't get invited to the cool parties, and you're still the

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