The Birch Show.

On Friday, we asked you guys, if you were going into the weekend, and it was potentially a life-changing weekend, and we took two pretty intriguing calls.

One was from a Bert Show listener that was auditioning for a...

It's like a majorette type thing?

Dance thing.

Majorette dance thing?

I don't know what that means major dance thing. I don't either. I think that's what that means. I don't either.

Okay.

I think that's what she said. It was some kind of audition, musical dance audition. And she said going into the weekend, if she didn't get this one, she was going to go on a completely different career path. Oh. It was just time for her to make. Like, this was her breaking point here. It's lot of pressure. And there was another Bert Show listener we have to talk to who has been married but has been lying about it to her parents this entire time. And she was going to tell her parents this weekend that, yeah, I'm already married. Because they were all planning the wedding together and stuff. They had a lot and the wedding was coming up. And for some reason, I mean, she was saying that her family's deeply religious and that's one of the reasons they would have a problem with it. But I guess that she and her husband didn't want to, you know, have to not live as husband and wife. You know, they had to be very conservative and act like they couldn't sleep together and they could, you know, whatever. So I don't know what it was this weekend, but for some reason they were going to crack and go ahead and tell them. And she was afraid that would ruin the wedding plans by doing it. I was going to do that in a couple of minutes, but actually Mary's on the phone right now to talk to us about it. And this one is the line about marriage call that we took. Hey, Mary, how are you?

I'm doing okay.

How are y'all?

I'm trying to interpret. And this one is the line about marriage call that we took. Hey, Mary, how are you?

I'm doing okay.

How are y'all?

I'm trying to interpret exactly what might have happened this weekend based on just you saying hi.

Well, I mean, his family is, his family's good.

Like, they're okay with it.

Actually, they're pretty excited. Mine, not is good. Like, they're, they're okay with it. Actually, they're pretty excited.

Mine, not so much.

I mean, they're okay that, you know, of the man that I married, obviously, because we're

going to get married anyway.

However, they have decided not to pay for the wedding at all and put that money towards,

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