Vault: Did she get engaged over the holidays?
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🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | That music means Joanna Rodriguez. |
| 0:07.0 | Is that mic? |
| 0:10.0 | I would like to be referred to as my New Jersey Shore name. |
| 0:13.0 | Which is... |
| 0:14.0 | Flava J. |
| 0:15.0 | Flavar J. |
| 0:16.0 | That's your Guit. |
| 0:17.0 | That's your Guitette name. |
| 0:19.0 | Flava J. |
| 0:20.0 | Flavar Jay in the house. Chen, you can explain this better than I can. |
| 0:23.6 | This period, this stage that Joanna and Jason are in right now. |
| 0:28.6 | Okay. |
| 0:29.6 | Or she like knows it's going to happen. |
| 0:31.6 | Well, when you're in love and you've been dating for a long time, because you guys have been together almost two years, right? |
| 0:36.6 | It's right about that two year mark where you start thinking, oh my gosh, we're in love, and I want to get married, and he wants to get married. And you've talked about marriage and you've, you know, maybe mentioned about weddings or, oh, well, when we get married, we're going to do this differently. Or you think, God, you know what, we should do that for a honeymoon |
| 0:54.6 | someday or you've talked about potential babies. At this stage, both sets of parents you've met each, |
| 1:00.7 | you know, and most of the time the parents have met each other at this point. So like the |
| 1:04.8 | families are starting to merge. You know it's going to happen any day now. But it's up to the |
| 1:09.5 | guy to decide. And usually the woman would have wanted it to happen a little bit faster than the guy would have wanted it to happen. So you're sort of on pins and needles expecting it to happen. You're excited, but you're also nervous because you just wanted to like, hurry up, let's hurry up and get it along. Like we know what's going to happen. And especially, where Joanna is and a lot of her friends are getting married, she's like, I want to plan my wedding. And she's like, I want it to be my day. I'm ready for us to have, like, our moment. And so that's where she is right now. And every time he takes her to dinner, does something special, holds her hand in a special way. she thinks a diamond is on the other side of that. Ties his shoe. I think he's down on the knee. Now, she's also stacked the deck here a little bit because she snooped through his phone and through his email. Yeah, you're a little sneaky. And mailbox. And mailbox. And so you've seen things that you know that this is about to happen you just haven't really been able to pinpoint |
| 2:01.3 | when exactly i mean it started with a text message and then i found a piece of mail and then |
| 2:09.6 | happened to find a piece of mail she opened his mail and snooped in it our name start with jay i got confused |
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