This is the bird show.

Right, before we left for vacation, this was Mindy's story.

I'm a little bit afraid that I'm going to be fired in a few days.

Because your boss is being nice?

Yeah, well, see, the thing is, he's one of those guys who just really takes advantage of his power.

And lately, he's been, like, completely over the top, really considerate, really cool to me.

The reason I'm concerned is because this happened before to somebody else in her office.

Like, you know, two or three weeks after this all started happening, she was fired.

So Jen and I had split by the time when Mindy came on.

So did she have any indication at all? Did she screw up at work or anything that made her think that this was it? She didn't have any reason, but apparently the girl in her position before she had that position, the same thing happened to her. He bought coffee. He was really uber sweet. And then two or three weeks out, she was gone. So that's why she was concerned because it wasn't just any employee in the office. It was her position. So she saw all that go down. The pattern's the same. Okay. So she was convinced last weekend she was getting the ax. Hey, Mindy, good morning. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Hold on one sec. I don't think that voice this guy has just turned on. It is over here.

Well, it doesn't appear to be over here.

Oh, please.

Try it now.

Just count down from five for me.

Countdown from five?

Yeah, that's better.

Never mind.

You don't even have to do that.

That was going to be hard.

So.

Monday morning. Can to do that. That was going to be hard. So. Monday morning.

So you were convinced you were getting the ax, boss being too nice.

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