The Bert Show.

All right, Friday, give me the recap here before I play the audio of Frankie.

He called up and his issue was this.

He filled out his resume to get this new job a few months ago and he exaggerated.

Lied.

Lied.

By making stuff up completely.

Completely lied.

Stretching the...

Never mind, he lied.

So within his industry in a different city, there's this big, very prominent, not big,

but a very prominent firm.

And, you know, everybody within his particular industry knows of this firm and the work they do.

And if you have that on your resume, it's a very good thing.

So it's like seeing Harvard on a resume, like, whoa, you work there, dude? Sure, you can work here. His logic was, I'm going to put it on my resume and say that I work there. And if they call for a reference, well, I don't have the job now and I won't have it in a week, so no big deal. but if they don't call for a reference they end up getting the gig he's like well then I got a job so he puts it

on his resume and submits the resume, and they do an interview with him, and sure enough, he is hired. And last week, during a staff meeting, the guy says, oh, I got, you know, five things on the agenda. One, two, three, four. And most exciting, you know, number five.

And Frank, this is going to be very exciting to you.

The vice president of your old firm is now coming here to work.

Yay, the vice president from liar, liar and liar.

And I'm sure you know him, right?

And Frank's like, oh, yeah, of course.

And then called us Friday morning because the guy was scheduled to start yesterday,

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