Vault: Crash Clark calls in
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🗓️ 7 July 2026
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| 0:54.6 | Get started and learn more, including important safety information. Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Forhurst.com. Get it. The bird show. What did you just spot on the couch? That was gross. Did I pee there or something? No, it's just that there's one cushion missing from the couch. Oh, underneath. |
| 1:09.4 | And you can see what's been underneath the couch cushion in the studio for some long. |
| 1:13.3 | Somebody's going to twip at that. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah, somebody does be in the couch. Oh, underneath. And you can see what's been underneath the |
| 1:11.5 | couch cushion in the studio for so long. Somebody's got to twip at that. Is it nasty? Nasty. |
| 1:16.8 | Let me try to explain to you guys what's been going on the last couple of days here. I had knee |
| 1:21.2 | surgery done about a week and a half ago. So I've been slowly weaning myself back into the show, |
| 1:26.5 | you know, trying to get here earlier |
| 1:27.6 | and earlier every day. And I have my knee is, um, it's pretty locked right now in a straight |
| 1:33.3 | position. So I can't be behind the board sort of running things because the knee has to stay |
| 1:39.2 | elevated. So I've been actually behind these guys the last couple of days trying to do the show |
| 1:44.1 | and they've been turning around to look at me. It's just been weird, you know? So today I came back in basically the cockpit, and I'm behind the board, and I'm trying to run things, but I'm elevated in such a way that the stool that I've been using to elevate my leg with wasn't tall enough. So I had to take one of the pillows off of that couch to put underneath my knee also. So the ugly underbelly of the couch is exposed now. What's over there? There's a lot of junk. There is a spoon. There's pins from the Adam Baum Show. I think that's a cigarette lighter. There's some wrappers. Enough to get a Coca-Cola. Some receipts, a button. |
| 2:18.9 | Trash. |
| 2:19.9 | Grunt. |
| 2:20.6 | Thumb. |
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