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Vault: Charlie & Heather (Pt 1)

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🗓️ 6 November 2025

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Vault: Charlie & Heather (Pt 1)

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.3

I know you guys remember Charlie and Heather.

0:03.3

It was the most talked about couple of days in Bert Show history, at least in recent history.

0:07.9

And it took place over an entire weekend and a few days.

0:11.5

So we're going to have to give you the update on this in three different parts.

0:16.4

This is Charlie from right before Thanksgiving.

0:19.4

Should I buy a new engagement ring if I'm proposing to the same girl for the second? Oh, Charlie. Yeah, what's that? Now, refresh my memory again? Refresh my memory again now, here, Charlie? Well, I'm the one who proposed to my girlfriend and the Space Needle, and she said she wasn't ready about eight months ago. and I called in and I was going to do it again, and I just wanted to ask if I should get a new ring and whatnot. Right, so you proposed a girl in the Space Needle. Girl, he says, eh, I need some more time to think about it, and wasn't it like eight months went by or something like that? Yeah, eight months ago, and I called in, because I wasn't sure if I should get a new ring or not, and... And you were going to propose again? Yeah. Yeah, dude months ago, and I called in because I wasn't sure if I should get a new ring or not.

0:54.8

And you were going to propose again?

0:57.0

Yeah.

0:57.4

Yeah, dude, right.

0:58.7

Well, what's going on, man?

0:59.8

I'm actually at the airport right now. I'm in the parking lot. I just parked my car. I'm flying back to St. Louis. We went back there for Thanksgiving last week, and she stayed there because her grandma wasn't feeling well and her dad's birthdays today.

1:11.7

So we're going to have a big party at a record. and she stayed there because her grandma wasn't feeling well and her dad's birthday's today.

1:11.7

So we're going to have a big party at a restaurant, about 80 people, family members, pretty much.

1:18.1

Are you going to do it at the dinner thing for her dad?

1:20.7

Well, yeah, that's what I mean, I got two carrots on a plan on setting.

1:24.4

And I'm like all the manager at the restaurant.

1:26.9

So he made a big banners. I mean, there's like a whole secret thing. And it says, will you marry me, Heather? I love you forever. And I'm going to go there with the family's at the party. And I'm going to be in the kitchen. And I'm going to have like a whole set of people playing violin. and then I'm going to come out of the kitchen with the banner and the ring on a tray and ask her she would marry me at her

1:49.1

birthday party. There is nothing anybody's going to say to you to make you think that rethink this,

1:53.6

huh? Oh, not at often the whole weekend that I planned. All right brother. Good luck, Charlie. Thank you.

2:34.3

Oh, man. Hey, Kelly. Hey, you've got to get Charlie back on that phone. Why? Immediately. He cannot get on that plane. Well, why? I work with Heather. She's not there because her grandmother. I mean, she was there, but she's not there because her grandmother's sick. She's there because she's, she hooked up with her ex-boyfriend, and they were engaged at one time. They were high school sweetheart, so it's not out of the ordinary that she would be with this guy, but he is, this is a mess. Do you think this guy will be at the party today for her dad? Oh, yes. Oh, gosh.

2:35.1

Almost definitely.

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