Vault: Can You Change Your Kid’s Birthday Over an Awkward Connection?
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The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | We're clear. |
| 0:02.7 | We will call her Monica. |
| 0:03.7 | Good morning. |
| 0:22.2 | Roger that. Hi. Good morning. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Good. Really good. Now, you don't want to just tell people that your child's birth date is a different date. You legally want to change it. Yes, I want to change it legally. I think it would be easy because her real birthday is 11th and I want to change it to the 17th. You just add a line. |
| 0:30.0 | For what reason? |
| 0:32.5 | Okay. The reason I want to do... So I'm... |
| 0:38.9 | My child, Lily, is three years old. |
| 0:42.1 | Well, she's turning three years old. |
| 0:44.6 | And that's my little girl with my husband. |
| 0:48.5 | My husband... |
| 0:49.9 | What? |
| 0:51.0 | Go ahead. |
| 0:51.4 | We're just listening. |
| 0:52.6 | Oh, sorry. |
| 0:53.5 | My husband has also has a six-year-old with another woman. |
| 0:58.5 | She lives in another state. |
| 0:59.7 | She's great. |
| 1:00.6 | She's like a lovely lady. |
| 1:02.1 | And her son is Josh. |
| 1:06.6 | It doesn't matter. |
| 1:07.5 | And he's six. |
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