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Vault: Can she eat a 5-lb burrito?

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🗓️ 11 June 2026

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Vault: Can she eat a 5-lb burrito?

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1:44.3

You have to eat it yourself?

1:45.2

I think it can be you and somebody else eating this entire pizza, but you have to finish it there. And it has to be timed or something? I'm not sure if it's timed, but I know you have to finish it before you even walk out of the restaurant in order to get the t-shirt or the sweatshirt or whatever you get as a prize. Some dude on the Discovery Channel has a whole show based around this.

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Oh, yeah.

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About eating this one pizza or...

2:03.7

Eating like one thing or it'll be like the hottest like tie bowl with like, you know, like it makes you sweat and you have to drink milk in order to get it down. And like once you're done with it, they put your picture on the wall. like he basically goes around the world to restaurants

2:18.3

that have these type of things i think that's why we started talking about the pie in the sky

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place because he did that pizza he did it was featured what's that dude's name oh no i can't remember

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anyway johnny our post show meeting and yeah we'll be soon and uh producer joanna here who is the

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