Vault: Can listeners help her meet Chelsea Handler
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🗓️ 7 July 2026
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| 0:55.5 | including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit borehers.com. The Bert Show. Jen Hobby has a goal this week. I have a goal, and we have titled it, Chasing Chelsea, because my goal is to hang out with Chelsea Handler this week. |
| 1:12.7 | And this is selfish, selfish, selfish, and I know it. |
| 1:15.6 | And I just am asking and begging for y'all's help with this. |
| 1:19.6 | Chelsea Handler is probably my A number one favorite celeb. |
| 1:22.7 | And she's got a late night talk show on E called Chelsea Lately. |
| 1:26.2 | I follow her on Twitter. |
| 1:27.5 | I DVR her show because it comes on too late for us to watch it, you know, with our morning show schedule. So I'll watch it in the afternoons when I'm eating lunch. I just think she's hilarious. She does a stand-up comedy tour. And she's, you know, all about promoting stand-up comedians from all around the country. She's just fantastic. She's an author. I've read her books. |
| 1:45.0 | She's got a new book out, and she's got a comedy tour right now, and she's coming to Atlanta to The Fox. She's got two shows on Sunday. And I already have tickets to the show. I'm going with one of my friends. And so I know I'll be able to see the show, but I really want to be able to, like, hang out like hang out with her because in my mind somehow we are going to be BFFs and we are going to be |
| 2:03.6 | best friends forever so So this is not, is this a goal just to meet her, get an autograph and say, hey, or is this you and she hanging out at Smith this weekend and having a beer? That would be really cool. That would be, like, the ultimate. Vodka, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. |
| 2:18.1 | We would have to have vodka straight on the rocks. I want to introduce her to sweet tea vodka, which I tried to do. Because remember when we were in L.A. last year in May, Jeff and I actually got to go to the show and be audience members on the set of her show and got to meet her for like a couple of seconds. Like she said hi, we got the autograph, you know, copy of the book, that kind of cool stuff. |
| 2:36.4 | But like, I want to be able for like a couple of seconds. Like she said hi, we got the autograph, you know, copy of the book, that kind of cool stuff. |
| 2:36.4 | But like, I want to be able to like hang with her. |
| 2:38.4 | And whether she like totally rips on me and makes fun of me for the entire 10 minutes, I don't even care. |
| 2:42.8 | So why can't you use the same connection that you use to get you into that show to help you here in Atlanta? |
| 2:49.4 | It's a through a work connection and that person no longer works here. Okay. And probably wouldn't want to help the bird show. Oh, really? Oh, why? Because that person works now for a competitor. Oh, okay. But even people that work for a competitor still like us better. They still listen to us. Yeah. Our connection's probably listening right now. Hey, if you so want to hook me up, that'd be awesome. You know we're not lying. Okay, so. You know you're not listening to your own show. You're so in a spot for. He or she technically couldn't help us out. Probably couldn't help us out again this year. All right. So I have been asking the Burt Show listeners for your help. So if you know |
| 3:25.4 | anybody that works for Chelsea or you used to go to high school with her or a friend of a friend of |
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