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All right, so for those that you that haven't been playing along here, just let me tell you what's going on with this reality TV show.

Months ago, I was approached by one of the creators of Real Housewives of Atlanta.

They have the concept to do a reality TV show around Atlanta based on five guys, and they're calling it Boys Club ATL.

And I hang out with some dudes, and they go out quite a bit. We all sort of have different lifestyles. I've got two kids. One of the other guys that they're considering in my group is a promoter. One owns a gym. The other one owns a restaurant. So we're all pretty much, you know, like on the move, right? She thought this would be a pretty interesting cast. So she's been interviewing all of us to see if our group is going to be the group that she wants to have on this reality TV show. Most of the guys in my group are stoked about it. Like they have green lighted it. If they choose our group, they're really excited about it. I'm the only one on the team that's still not 100% sure. So, as I've said, a million times over the last couple of weeks, Stacey and I really haven't wrapped our brains around it yet because we haven't had to. If they come back to us and they say, look, we want you guys, then Stacey and I will really sit down and decide if it's right for us and the family and all that. But up until then, we just sort of put it on the back burner. But I'm going through the process still. And the last time I talked to you guys about it, they came over to my house and Stacy and I did an on-camera interview, which lasted for about 30 minutes. And they got a good sense about what our relationship was like.

And I think it went really well.

I'm not exactly sure what they're looking for, but we didn't hold back.

We're not embarrassed to say that, you know, we're sort of a mess.

We don't really try to put the polish on our relationship.

I think we're pretty typical when it comes to a couple that's

been with each other for 13 years, married 13, with each other 16 years with two kids. Sometimes

it's great. Other times it really sucks. We've gone through a lot of great times together,

and I've told you guys that we've gone through a lot of really, really difficult times together,

times where I didn't know that the relationship was really going to work out. And it doesn't bother me to talk about these things. So I think that's what any reality TV show is looking for. I mean, I'm not catering my story for them. It's everything that we talk about on the radio, you know? So I thought that interview went well. Then they came in studio yesterday and the cameras were here. Yeah, they came in to check out what Bert does on the air and we're getting some footage of him as we were talking about different things. We were in relationship discussions. I think yesterday we were talking about Joanna and her situation with her fiancé Jason. Should they move in together? Should they not? So I thought that was a really great snapshot of a typical conversation we'd have on the Burt show. And so they were in here getting footage in studio and, you know, saw us cussing when the mics are off and trying to be g-rated when the mics were on and that kind of thing. So that was pretty cool. And I have to commend Burt because the cameras, of course, are they focused on him. And during most of that conversation, the camera guy was like right next to you with the camera like in your face. And I was like, how is he pulling this off without every down again wanting to turn to the camera like, uh? But I guess that's like good training if you get on this show. It's sincerely the camera is three inches from your face. I was distracted by like, whoa, you know. And I'm already insecure about my nose, and he's doing a full-on profile shot.

It's like they want my nose for the reality TV show, but they don't want the rest of my body.

But it is weird because I've heard this cliche before that when you do a reality TV show, that after a while you forget the cameras are there.

And while we were talking on the show yesterday, I forgot that the dude was up my schnaz. Awesome. That's good. So it's good training, yes. Yeah, it didn't bother me. Yeah. So after the show, we go into my office and then the Inquisition really began. The producer dude that they brought in from L.A., I got a little nervous because he took his jacket off.

And I'm like, oh, damn, we're going to be here for a while and this is going to hurt.

So it was me, the Atlanta creator and this producer from Evolution, I think, and the cameraman.

And, you know, he takes his jacket off and he starts to ask me some pretty intimate questions.

You know, like they were follow-ups from the initial conversation that Stacy and I had.

So in that initial conversation, I think I was honest with him and I said, you know, I know I got a

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