Vault: Callers Share How They Busted Their Grandparents Smoking
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🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | I want to ask the question now. |
| 0:03.7 | Like, if you know that your grandparents, like, you caught them with their bag or you caught them literally, like, you walked in the room and it was your grandparents. |
| 0:10.8 | And they were all sitting around in that 70 show circle with their other 70 or 80-year-old grandparents. |
| 0:19.4 | Give us a call right now. |
| 0:20.3 | 404-741 Q100. |
| 0:22.5 | If you ever actually busted your grandparents smoking weed, because she's 69 years old. |
| 0:27.7 | Yes. |
| 0:28.3 | And I know it's politically incorrect, but come on. |
| 0:31.3 | I mean, I think at a certain age, you have lived a long life. |
| 0:33.8 | And if you're not hurting anybody, don't get in trouble. |
| 0:36.5 | You know what? |
| 0:36.9 | Good for her. |
| 0:56.1 | I just got an image of like like, everybody at the nursing home out in the one guy who still owns a car, like the 1972 Cadillac of a big old choke wagon, all the windows are rolled up. They're all hanging out in there. Choke wagon. Where is everybody? As long as they're not hurting anybody else. |
| 0:57.3 | Let them do what they want. |
| 0:59.1 | Harold, you're fine to drive. |
| 1:01.2 | Let's go get some Pringles and Green M&M. Hey, Ethel, pass me the choice. |
| 1:05.4 | Maybe that should be the real legalized debate right there. |
| 1:08.4 | If you're over 65, shouldn't you be able to smoke weed |
| 1:10.9 | legally. |
| 1:11.2 | Yes. |
| 1:11.9 | Absolutely. |
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