Vault: Boiling Point At The Gym
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🗓️ 5 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Phil Taran is in here because he has continued a segment that we absolutely stole right from MTV called Boiling Point. |
| 0:08.6 | Now, Boiling Point is a new hidden camera show on MTV that puts people in really awkward situations. |
| 0:16.0 | And then kind of has a time clock on the bottom of the screen. |
| 0:19.9 | And if the person that they have put into this really tough situation loses it before a certain amount of time, they get cash. Right. They'll give them $100 cash right then and there. If they don't. If they're nice throughout the entire thing. If they keep their cool. All right. Our boiling point is a little bit different. Explain how our boiling point works. We have to kind of do it a little bit different because when you have, obviously, on TV, you can kind of see the reaction and kind of see them getting frustrated and ticked off. Well, I do the same thing, but I kind of have to edit mine a little bit different because, you know, dead silence of me and, you know, the boiling point contestant, if you will, staring at each other doesn't translate very well on radio that just equals dead air so last week we did it |
| 0:56.0 | and i took a um don't don't get the premise yet i was just |
| 0:59.5 | gonna tell you i did last week you mean the one before we're gonna roll with right now yeah the one |
| 1:04.2 | that we did last week go ahead okay last week i took a because musso wasn't here took a uh two-year-old |
| 1:09.5 | baby into a taining bed, |
| 1:17.1 | tanning saline, to see if the girl would let me let him tan. |
| 1:21.1 | And sure enough, after about seven minutes, she said no. |
| 1:26.8 | Phil told her that the baby was going on a photo shoot, so he needed to bronze him up a little bit. |
| 1:34.5 | So I, yeah, the, quote unquote, the boring point moment was to get her to call the police on me. |
| 1:35.9 | And sure enough, she threatened to call the police. And that's when she reached that market seven minutes. |
| 1:38.6 | All right. |
| 1:39.0 | Okay, so we'll find a listener to play this time around. |
| 1:42.2 | Phil will tell them the scenario that he put one unsuspecting person in. And you'll give three potential outcomes. I'll give you three scenarios. One is true. The other two are false. And I'm correct here. If you obviously get the true one, then you've won the collateral movie passes. You got it. Hi, Lorraine. Hey, Phil. What's happening, sweetheart? Hey, Lorraine. How are you? Hi, good morning. Do you guys know each other? Apparently we do. He's the family, all the kids. He sounds so chummy. Phil. Hey, Phil, it's Lolo. Lolo. Yeah, hey guys. She's a frequent virtual listener calls all the time. Hi, Lolo. Yes. And you know how this is going to work now? |
| 2:19.1 | Brief me again. |
| 2:20.3 | Go ahead. |
| 2:20.9 | Okay, Lorraine, what I'm going to do is I will give you the scenario, which is I'll go ahead and tell you now. |
| 2:25.8 | On this one, I titled this bowling point competitive treadmill guy, where I went into a gym, took my position on a treadmill right next to a, unfortunately, the only two |
| 2:36.3 | treadmills available where there was one empty, was next to an absolutely gorgeous young lady |
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