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Vault: Beth's Obsession With Her Photo Soulmate Takes a Shocking Turn

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🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Beth's Obsession With Her Photo Soulmate Takes a Shocking Turn

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2:18.3

exactly where it was because she'd been there before so she gets her friend with her and she's

2:22.0

like we're going to go out to this bar on the weekend and look for him so they go out there

2:26.0

and they don't see him but they see one of his friends it's in a lot of those pictures as well so her

2:31.7

friend and his friend actually start talking and genuinely like hit it off or whatever. So then, as we checked back with her at that point, the next time she was supposed to go out, they were going out like all four of them, like in a big group together. And we were supposed to check back in with her the following morning. Well, instead of checking back in with her, we heard from her sister who called Tracy because she'd gotten a text message from Beth saying, hey, call Tracy, blah, blah, and follow up. And so why are you giving me that look? I'm just smirking because you're doing a very good job with it. Oh, I thought I was completely talking about the wrong story. And that's why you were laughing. No, you're right now. I'm just going to let me keep going. So anyway, so her sister said, I got this text message. I'm supposed to call you and tell you everything is fine, but met the guy and she read us the text. It was very basic, but basically told us that Beth and her friend, and the guy in the photos and his friend had all gone out together, and we don't know what happened after that. These are exactly the words that the sister used when she called us,

3:26.1

and this is where it kind of sits with us, too.

3:28.0

I'm not totally sure exactly what's happening,

3:30.6

but I got a text earlier this morning that said,

3:34.0

call Tracy, tell her, I'm a phone guy, and Rach and her guy.

3:38.4

Can't call. Everything's fine.

3:41.1

So that was it.

3:41.7

They were all hanging out together all night long.

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