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Vault: Bert Solves Wendy's Dating Desperation

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🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Bert Solves Wendy's Dating Desperation

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0:00.0

Listen, it's The Bird Show.

0:02.1

Where do we even start? I mean, Wendy, we've been preaching to you now for years.

0:07.2

Have you been on the show years?

0:08.6

A year.

0:09.6

Year.

0:10.0

Year now.

0:12.0

The problem with you being single here is you've got zero mojo.

0:16.9

You are coming from a play.

0:18.2

I'm saying this lovingly.

0:19.9

I'm not trying to come down hard on you. But the truth of the matter is this, is that you come from a place, and I'm saying this lovingly. I'm not trying to come down hard on you.

0:22.2

But the truth of the matter is this is that you come from a place of desperation and guys can,

0:27.5

we can smell it.

0:28.9

Well, and here's, I think what you need to remind, Wendy, is that the point is she doesn't need to be that way.

0:36.0

You don't.

0:36.2

Because she's got everything going for her that you can imagine so that's that's the sentiment behind their criticism is that hey don't act this way because you don't need to right i mean you've got to talk to a girl in a way that you're talking to a girl you can't talk to a girl like you talk to a guy okay let me so be careful with the way you word things or else she's going to shut down and not have,

0:54.6

not listen to anything you have to say.

0:56.7

Well, Wendy's told me before that she just wants it honest. Be totally and completely honest with her. So I could either sugarcoat this or I can be 100% and say, look, as a guy. No, we're women. Sugarcoat. Jeff. You can do it. You can do it. You can do honesty.

1:08.7

I'm good.

1:09.7

No, honesty, because apparently I'm desperate, but I don't even see that I'm desperate.

1:13.2

You come from a place of desperation and guys know it. Am I wrong here? You do based on the way you behave. And here's the, we see it, I think, more when you're not around the guys. But it always goes back to the example when When we're up at the lake and we're going to the dive bar and we're like, we're leaving

1:31.3

in 10 minutes and everybody's in the driveway with flip flops and T-shirts and jeans

1:38.2

or cargo shorts and then you come down in a black dress, full makeup, and heels.

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