Vault: Bert's trip to Miami
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bird Show. So bear with me for a second if you're on Facebook with me or you follow on |
| 0:07.0 | Twitter. As I was telling these guys, man, it feels like I've been gone three weeks. Me and my crew, |
| 0:12.7 | we just covered a lot of ground in Miami over four days. It was like nonstop party after nonstop party |
| 0:20.8 | after nonstop party. |
| 0:22.5 | And everybody that went on the trip sort of had their own kind of connections to what was going |
| 0:28.3 | on. So either I was on the phone trying to get us into a party that everybody was talking about |
| 0:32.8 | or my friend Justin was or Delvet and everything just sort of, this was four days where it all fell into place |
| 0:38.9 | So how many people were in your group? |
| 0:41.5 | There was five of us five total yep all right so on very I'm reading some of my tweets because I couldn't remember everything happened |
| 0:47.2 | First day I was all bummed out because I really wanted to go there and I just assumed we'd see celebrities all over the place |
| 0:53.0 | And the only one I saw was Pizmarky. |
| 0:55.4 | And that was the... |
| 0:56.4 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | You say he's just a friend. |
| 0:58.7 | You got what I need. |
| 1:00.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.0 | So he was the first one. |
| 1:02.6 | I was shopping the next day down Lincoln Avenue and ran into Usher and said hey to Usher. |
| 1:10.6 | He was buying some clothes for his kids. So we had a little man hug there and said, |
| 1:14.7 | hey, for a couple seconds. Just some random notes from the week. The rumor there was that Neo went to a |
| 1:21.5 | club called Mansion and he bought a hundred bottles of champagne and just passed him out in the crowd. |
| 1:26.9 | Yeah, that's true. They were tweeting about that. Is that right? Uh-huh. So he's just hanging out and all these high-end bottles of champagne, Neo, hooking them up. It's expensive. I went to the GQ party and I tweeted that I'd never felt uglier in my life. And I got to meet Heinz Ward, who is a wide receiver for Pittsburgh, but graduated from |
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