Vault: Bert's memory is being put to the test
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🗓️ 2 June 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.4 | Hey, Richard, good morning. |
| 0:02.3 | You're on Q100. |
| 0:03.1 | Hi. |
| 0:03.9 | You guys are going to put me on the air. What's going on, guys? Hey, how are you? You're on the air. You're going on. Right. I didn't know that. What's up, man? Not a lot. Hey, man, I was just calling because just, you know, by Wiff real quick, it came on to me I think in the beginning of the year, every year, you pick a number to try to remember. |
| 0:27.3 | And I was just wondering if you guys have done that yet. |
| 0:30.7 | Well, we can't, none of us can remember if I picked a number or not last year. |
| 0:34.9 | And we went through all of our predictions yesterday, the ones |
| 0:38.8 | that we had for 2008, for 2009. And Josh never supplied us the part of that audio where I predict |
| 0:47.6 | the number for the entire year. See, I think you did do it. I don't think you did it. I think I was |
| 0:53.9 | so frustrated last year because it was like the fifth straight year in a row that I couldn't remember the number. I don't think I did it. I did do it? Oh, hold on one sec. Come up here. Intern Natalie, come up here. Do you remember the number, Natalie? I remember what it's about, but I don't know. Hold on a second. Get Natalie up here. This is intern Natalie's at mic music. |
| 1:14.5 | I did pick a number last year? |
| 1:16.2 | Yeah, you did pick a number and you had a way to remember it. |
| 1:19.9 | So I don't know the number, but you would know the number if I told you what it was about. |
| 1:22.9 | So the fact that I did pick a number puts me on the spot again. |
| 1:26.0 | So don't tell me how I chose to remember that number. |
| 1:30.8 | That would give it away. |
| 1:31.7 | Right. |
| 1:32.4 | All right, Richard, you called me out, man. |
| 1:33.9 | I guess I did. |
| 1:36.7 | This is the running joke on the show that my memory is so bad that I can't even remember a number that I pick at that front end of the year all year long. And I think it's rubbing off on me because my memory, I think, has gotten worse since we've started working together. Well, I think it's a schedule. It's contagious. No, you're rubbing on me. What's that? Even then you kept saying that you weren't going to remember it. So that probably, you know, help you not to remember it. If you say you're not going to remember something, then you're not going to even try to remember. Well, I mean, |
| 2:03.6 | for five straight years now, I've picked a number and at the end of the year, I can't, I can't remember |
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