Vault: Bert found out she got engaged
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.4 | Engaged. |
| 0:02.3 | Yes. |
| 0:23.8 | I bet you never saw this coming. No, I didn't. It really blindsided me. It was weird. I always get this thing wrong, huh? I should figure out the mic thing if I'm going to do radio. You're married now. You've got to figure out that things got to be close to your face. Just because you're engaged doesn't change the rules, just so you know. And guys don't get any creepier than that. |
| 0:21.4 | No, they don't. face. Just because you're engaged doesn't change the rules, just so you know. |
| 0:23.7 | And guys don't get any creepier than that. |
| 0:24.6 | No, they don't. |
| 0:28.0 | So I know these guys talked to you about it yesterday, but you got to film me in. |
| 0:28.5 | What happened? |
| 0:33.0 | So this past weekend, Jason and I went up to the North Georgia Mountains. |
| 0:34.5 | We rented a cabin. |
| 0:39.7 | And I was telling them yesterday, like, you know, going into weekend I was thinking this could be it you know like this could be the moment well my best friend threw me off |
| 0:45.1 | because I know that she's been talking with Jason about how to you know giving him ideas on how to do |
| 0:51.0 | it and when to propose and everything and passing along along your script. Yes. What rings you like? Yes, exactly. Like I sent her pictures of the rings that I wanted and everything like that. So she called me Friday and was like, hey, what are you doing Saturday night? Because she's getting married. And she's like, I'm going to go check out this band Saturday night that I might want to use for my wedding. And I was thinking, wait a minute, she would be the one to know what was going on if I was going to be getting engaged this weekend. So she totally threw me off. But then, you know, Saturday morning we get up and I'm making him breakfast in the cabin and everything and we're done eating breakfast. |
| 1:29.1 | He's like, hey, come outside. |
| 1:30.8 | Let's go sit by the fireplace. |
| 1:32.5 | It's really pretty fireplace outside. |
| 1:34.4 | And we're sitting down in front of the fireplace. |
| 1:38.0 | He's got one arm around me, one hand in his pocket, thought it was a little weird that he wouldn't put both arms around me. |
| 1:39.3 | So I'm like, what's going on in that pocket, you know? |
| 1:42.1 | And he starts in with the sweet talk. |
| 1:44.6 | And he's like, you know, I really care about you. |
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