The Bird Show. I want to throw this one at you guys because I saw this go down at East Andrews on Friday night.

It's about one, one, one-fifteen in the morning or so. And I'm watching a guy and a woman at a bar, but the guy is on one end of the bar and the woman is on the other.

And they're doing that our eyes met kind of thing. And he wondering exactly how to make the approach so your eyes met their eyes meeting

yeah I'm observing now all right as the only married guy at east andrews I'm almost like a student

just doing a report I'm observing everything going on is that what he tells Stacy yeah yeah

some research so I'm observing everything going on. Is that what you tell Stacy? Yeah. It's also research. Right. Research. So I'm watching one guy at one end of the bar and the woman at the other end and they do that, oh, oh, thank. And he starts to talk to his buddies about how to make the approach and it becomes so eighth grade at that point. At the very base of it all the so eighth grade what do i do i send her a

letter that says will you go with me yes no maybe so he decides to do the pretty stereotypical thing

and he buys her a drink all right bartender goes over and says look the guy at the end of the bar

over there would like to buy you a drink. And she says, fantastic.

So she accepts the drink.

She starts sipping on it.

Then he waits for what he believes to be the appropriate moment, then leaves his pack and goes and makes the approach.

And she doesn't give him the time of day.

Really?

I mean, it wasn't even like, he couldn't even get hello out.

So it wasn't even like he had said something in the first millisecond that had turned her off so badly that she was turned off to the guy.

Now, she got the drink with no intention at all of talking to this guy and I just thought totally

bogus that if a guy buys you a drink you are at least obligated to engage us in conversation

to find out if we're the real deal or not am I wrong I agree with you did the bartender point out

who bought her the drink yes okay yeah I. Yeah, I think that's rude.

404-741-105. Now, in her mind, I'm guessing she's just thinking, cool, I'm one of these women that goes to bars and guys buy me drinks all night. I've never spent any money in a bar. If I'm the guy, I take the drink out of her hand and walk away. You're sorry. That'd be great. Thanks for that glass of wine.

I have never had a chardonnay before, but I'd like it now.

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