Vault: Are You Cheating On Your Partner Without Realizing It?
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🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:39.5 | that i'm not even sure we'll get calls on but it came from melissa carter okay and i'll tell you |
| 0:46.5 | where it came from i want people to call that are cheating on your significant other with somebody with something other than a person okay okay you're not |
| 1:00.2 | cheating because you're not having sex with another man or another woman and this came I thought |
| 1:04.5 | of this this morning when you were talking about the new Christy Lee Cook CD coming out today right |
| 1:08.5 | she's got the country album coming out and that was the little Hotty American Idol who came in at number seven in the last season. And why is that a sensitive subject for you and Melissa? Well, because Katie Joe has a huge crush on Crazy Lee Cook and every time she was on, oh look, there's my girl, there's my girl. Well, shut up. Whatever. So I'm sure she's, you know, probably right now as soon as the store's open is getting that, or downloading it from iTunes without my knowledge, but whatever. Now, what you said was because Chen said that Katie Joel probably get that. And you said, but I'll never know. I said, yeah, I said she probably would never tell me. But yeah, so she more than likely, yeah, her, she'll include Christy Lee Cook in her iPod library. And when she's working out with her little headphones, then she'll probably be listening to Christy Lee. I'll never know it. And she'll have fantasies of them, you know, running through a field of flowers together or something. I don't know. So she has this sort of hidden relationship with Christy Lee Cook with that CD. For me, I told you guys before, it was that |
| 2:01.4 | PSP that I got obsessed with for a while. I'm not even a video game guy, but we were going on a long trip. Maybe it was Brazil or something like that. And I'm like, I got to get something to kill the time. So I bought a soccer game and a football on Madden and I'm playing it on the PSP while we're on vacation and on the plane. |
| 2:18.6 | And then when I got home, that thing was calling my name. And Stacey, my wife, hates video games. And I'm always talking about how I'm so pressed for time. So the last thing in the world I can do is spend time on a video game and not with my family. But I found myself just picking the thing up and playing for like 30 seconds. Stacey would come downstairs to say, hey. And I'd hide it. You throw on the controller. Totally. Totally cheating on my family with the PSP. That's awesome. So I don't know if you're like supposed to be on a diet or something. You've got chocolate hidden around the house. Right. I don't know if it's a video game. It's something other than a person. But you're hot. It could be cigarettes. You're cheating. You're cheating on your significant other, but not with another person. It's almost like non-sexual cheating. Yeah. See the story I sent you yesterday? Uh-uh. 35% of people would choose their Blackberry over their spouse. |
| 3:09.6 | Is that right? See the story I sent you yesterday? 35% of people would choose their Blackberry over their spouse. |
| 3:11.5 | Is that right? |
| 3:13.4 | Yeah, and Katie would be one of those. |
| 3:21.0 | So maybe that thing rings or you see the light and you know if your husband sees you or your wife sees it, you hide it. |
| 3:24.4 | You're having a relationship with your Blackberry that she doesn't agree with. I am getting on Facebook. I'm starting a Facebook group calling I hate the BlackBerry. |
| 3:28.3 | That could be one right there. Facebook has been one. Yes. That's true. It's an improper |
| 3:32.6 | relationship with Facebook. Good morning. Brittany, you're on Q100. Yeah, my husband has this video |
| 3:38.9 | game that he plays and he works third shift, and he comes home, |
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