Vault: Are you a bad kisser?
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🗓️ 18 June 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:55.5 | including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit for hers.com. Listen, it's the bird show. Here's what we would like you to do. The first kiss or any kiss, really important. Major, major important. I think it makes a statement as to what's about to happen. Well, it could be a |
| 1:11.6 | deal breaker. And the quality of what's about to happen. It could be a deal breaker. You've got people break up because their partners couldn't kiss. The problem is that if you're a bad kisser, you probably don't know it. So here's what we would like to do today. This could go both ways. we can have guys and women call up. |
| 1:28.1 | Chances are pretty good. |
| 1:28.9 | There's actually a name that you have in your head for the bad kisser. Like, I don't know, the slobberer. That's what I was going to say. The slobberer. The lizard. Just too much. It's just all over the place. You're like got to wipe your mouth with like a washcloth or towel after you're |
| 1:44.4 | done that's gross how about the lizard i haven't had the lizard he's the guy that just kind of |
| 1:49.4 | dashes the tongue in and out and in and out right here's what we would like you to do call us right now |
| 1:54.6 | and tell us about the worst kiss you ever had 404 741 q And we're going to ask you to describe it for us. |
| 2:01.9 | And with any luck at all, somebody listening will go, oh, my God, I do that. Because they think it's a hot move. Like the lizard guy, the darting guy with the tongue in and out of the mouth. He thinks that chicks are digging that. Well, it's probably a guy that told him that's how you do it. Like, I think guys are really bad about giving each other advice and his bad advice. |
| 2:18.4 | And the only... |
| 2:19.0 | You know. |
| 2:19.7 | And the only time guys are talking about how to kiss with other guys |
| 2:22.3 | are in eighth grade so that should say you're the only time you've ever gotten advice on it right |
| 2:28.2 | and you continue it on until your 20s and 30s because the guy thinks that's right yeah totally |
| 2:33.0 | what you're talking about is what justin sto told me to do. Now, this can go both ways, though, because there are some women that you guys think that you're fantastic kissers also. And not at all. Well, I told you guys off the air about the kiss with Leanne Bryan. Lindsay Brian? No. |
| 2:51.3 | Leanne Brian back in the day. |
| 2:53.3 | I'm not sure how to phrase this, but she flexed her tongue so much in my mouth. |
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