The Bird Show.

Here is Marcia, and she wants to be on the voice disguiser.

Good morning, Marcia.

Good morning.

Hi. How are you today? Well, I've kind of been a pickle. I don't really know what to do. That's sort of what's going on for me. Okay. Let's go through the whole thing here. So you're how long, pregnant now? How far along? I'm in seven months, so, you know, getting there.

Okay.

You just go ahead, take it from here.

There's a... pregnant now? How far along? I'm seven months, so, you know, getting there.

Okay. You just go ahead, take it from here.

There's a really sweet girl who I know from church. She's like 22, and she's not really a newlywed anymore, but she got married kind of straight out of school, and she's also pregnant, not as far along as me,

but I think she just sort of, you know, she said that she sees me as a big sister, and she doesn't have a big sister. And after her husband, I was the first one she told that she was pregnant, and we've just, because she's younger and she's really sweet, she has a lot of questions, she's kind of nervous about a lot of things. we've become friendly.

I mean, just over the past couple months,

you know, we go to lunch, we talk about things that she has all kinds of questions about the crazy stuff that's going on with her body and stuff. And I have a couple kids already, so I sort of know what's going to happen and what's going on stuff. You know, we talk pretty often and we get together probably a couple times a week. And she and her husband and me and my husband went to dinner.

And she just said, you know, look like, you know, you totally can say no to this. It's completely

fine, but it would mean so much to me if I could be in a delivery room with you.

She asked you?

And how long have you guys been hanging out with each other?

Just like a little over two months.

Oh, my God.

Two months.

Who the hell does that?

Well, even if you've known each other for years, who asked the mother to be in the room.

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