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Vault: 2nd Date Update - Dylan & Maggie

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🗓️ 31 October 2025

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Vault: 2nd Date Update - Dylan & Maggie

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0:00.0

It's the Virch Show.

0:02.0

Some guys just don't know how to take no for an answer, and we found out in this second date update that Dylan Carbello is one of those guys.

0:11.0

This guy emailed me on Saturday about two in the afternoon, and he said, I went out with this girl, girl i had a great date gave me all the details

0:21.6

needed made it sound like a great second aid update well um the interesting part of it was

0:27.1

the date that he was referring to ended at midnight the night before so he wanted to know why she

0:32.8

wasn't calling him back 15 hours after the date oh man what's this dude's this dude's name? The guy's name is Dylan. And how many times did Dylan called her? Well, Dylan called her so many times he actually already spoke to her this morning before he was scheduled to go on with us. Because he kept calling and calling and calling. And she said, you go on the air, I will never speak to you again. So he won't come on.

0:54.7

Let me tell you something anyway. She wasn't going to talk to him anyway. Now, hold on a minute. After she got off the phone with him, she called us and left a message on my voicemail and said, I told him that I wouldn't do this, but I'll still go on. So I was just about to call our backup second date update when I got her message. Oh, really? So she will go on the phone, wait to you here

1:12.3

how many times this guy called her since, keep in mind, the date ended Friday at midnight. Hey, Maggie. Good morning. How are you today? Oh, I'm just fine. And you? Oh, we're doing just great. Oh, great. You know what, let me clear something up for you. Okay. His name is just not Dylan. It's Dylan Carbello. Dylan. And I want everybody know who Dylan Carbello is. Okay, why? What happened? Okay, we went out on the date Friday night. We went to some Italian restaurant. I don't remember what it was. We had a great time. We really did,

1:45.3

and I would have gone out with him again. I had a lot of fun, and everything was cool and great.

1:50.8

He called me Saturday morning. What are you doing? How long the date ended at midnight? What time

1:57.1

did he call you on Saturday? 10 a.m. Saturday morning. What are you doing?

2:01.7

Did you speak to him on Saturday morning or did he leave a message?

2:05.7

No. Dylan Carbello, I spoke with him on Saturday morning.

2:10.8

I went out and ran errands.

2:12.6

I had a bunch of hang-ups on my phone by the time I got home.

2:15.2

Oh, yeah.

2:15.9

He called again Saturday night. I spoke with Dylan Carbello. It's another one of those, what are you doing tonight? You know, that kind of thing. And I'm just like, we had a great time last night. Don't push it. Don't wreck it. You know. How many calls total did he make? Oh, wait. I'm not done yet.

2:34.5

Oh, there's more.

2:35.4

Yes, yes.

2:36.4

So he understood, you know, he's sorry the whole thing.

2:41.2

Sunday morning, 8 AM.

2:43.6

Oh, man, let it go.

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