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Vault: 2nd Date Update - Denise & Matt

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🗓️ 31 October 2025

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Vault: 2nd Date Update - Denise & Matt

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0:00.0

The Birch Show

0:01.6

In this second date update, she didn't even want to go out with this guy on a second date, but her ego gets in the way, and she had to find out why he hasn't called for a second date. Hey, Denise. Hey, what's up? What's going on with you? Well, you know, last Saturday, I had a date. You know, we went to the clubhouse. It was nice.

0:21.1

Okay.

0:21.4

And we kind of went to the mall.

0:23.0

We did a few bars. We started talking. You know, it wasn't like the worst date I ever had, you know, but it was nice. Now I haven't even heard from this guy. You know what this sounds like? You went on a date and it wasn't really good at all. But this guy hasn't called you for a follow-up date, so you're feeling like, wait a second.

0:40.0

I did everything, right?

0:41.0

If anybody's blue... you went on a date and it wasn't really good at all, but this guy hasn't called you for a follow-up date,

0:38.0

so you're feeling like, wait a second. I did everything, right? If anybody's blowing anybody off here. Yeah, I did. I did. I did everything right. I should be blowing him off. So you don't even really want a second date with this guy, do you? That's really the truth. This is why guys are so confused right here. I agree. You say you want total honesty, right?

0:54.6

Well, here's a guy that can say you want total honesty, right?

0:54.6

Well, here's a guy that can't be honest with you, but at least he's telling you, look,

0:57.3

I don't want to go out with you anymore. I'm not calling you back. But she's going to overanalyze the situation until she gets some kind of an answer from him. Yeah, I would even mind that if you said, you know, I had a nice time, but I don't think that we're compatible or whatever, you know?

1:10.2

Why do you need an answer if you're not even interested in going out with this guy again? It's a chick thing. Okay. Good morning, Matt. Hello? How are you? This is Bert and Lindsay and Melissa and Jeff and Jen Hobby and the rest of Atlanta in the studios of Q100 this morning. Hey, what's up? How are you? I'm good, I'm good. Hey, man, we have Denise on the phone with you. You want to say hi, Denise? Hi, Matt. Oh, hey. She said you guys went out last Saturday, and she had a really great time at the mall, but she can't figure out why there's been no call back,

1:44.6

and she's a little bit upset that there's been no second date, right, Denise?

1:47.6

The real story is that I just want to know what really is going on.

1:50.5

You know, for once, I want a guy to be honest.

1:52.4

All right, you really want to know?

1:54.1

Mm-hmm.

1:54.5

I really want to know.

1:55.5

All right.

1:57.1

Look, I have never been out with a black chick before.

2:02.6

And I tried it and I just didn't like it.

2:05.6

Excuse me?

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