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Vault: 2nd Date Update - Abe & Amanda

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🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: 2nd Date Update - Abe & Amanda

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0:00.0

This is the bird show.

0:02.0

If you've never heard second date update, here's how the whole thing works.

0:05.0

Girl generally goes out with Guy. They have a great first date.

0:09.0

She just can't figure out why dude's not calling for the second date.

0:13.0

All right, Amanda went out on a date last week with...

0:17.0

What was dude's name again?

0:18.0

Abe.

0:19.0

Amanda hangs out with Abe.

0:37.3

They work together, but in different offices. They had a great time. He took her out for some Chinese food. They go down to the Highlands. They have some drinks there. They spend six hours with each other. Long time. A little kissy-kissie, little make-out make-out. A little... Blah, blah, blah, blah. Some of that.

0:39.2

Maybe not as with Nick. It's doing hand motions.

0:40.3

Something like that.

0:39.1

Maybe not his with Nick.

0:57.0

It's doing hand motions. And he tells her at the end of the date, it was... We'll have to do this again right time. We'll have to do this again sometime. Now, you call him a couple of times during the week, no call back. Right. So you're wondering why there's been no second date, and we're about to call Abe and find out exactly why.

0:57.0

He was actually listening this one. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh. Let's get old Abe. Abe. Hey, Abe. Good morning, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you this morning? Oh, not too bad. All right, Abe. I hope you're ready to be honest, Abe.

1:11.7

Woo!

1:22.7

Shit! I hope you're ready to be honest, Abe. All right, Abe. So you heard the whole thing go down.

1:26.1

Amanda thinks you just had this great date. She's on the phone with us right now. You want to say, hey Amanda.

1:30.4

Oh, hey, Amanda. How you doing? Well, good. Nice to hear from me right now. Oh, good to talk to me. Yeah. I'm sensing that. So she thought that you guys had this great date, you know? And she just can't wait to go out

1:44.5

on the second one with you. It's just date, not marriage. And she's just kind of wondering why there's been no second date. Well, I mean, you know, I was listening to the whole thing. That's why I figured I'd give a call in, you know, just to talk to you guys about it. I mean, sure, we had a great time and everything we went out, had some

2:00.8

Chinese food and stuff. We had a really good time.

2:02.8

We spent about, um, mean, sure, we had a great time and everything we went out, had some Chinese food and stuff. We had a really good time.

2:02.8

We spent about, um, well, I would say about five or six hours together. Yeah, that's what she said. She said it was great six hours. Yeah, it was, it was really good. It was a lot of fun. You know what, A, Abe, we've heard all this. Just start, start your story at the word, but. All right.

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