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More blasted rhetoric from the Banana Republic for people who think capital punishment

isn't going nearly far enough.

Dangerous mid-morning debate with the great dictator.

The Independent Republic of Mike Graham on Talk Radio.

Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham

on the glorious return to work for all those people who thought having a long weekend off was a good idea.

I, of course, was not one of them.

Technically speaking, they should all be off for another day, of course,

as today is St George's Day.

And Jeremy Corbyn

wants workers to have a break. I've got news for you, Jazzer, they've just had a long weekend

off, but for once, I actually agree with you. Here is what Jeremy Corbyn has to say on Twitter

this morning, happy St George's Day to everyone celebrating in England and across the world.

We'll make today one of four new bank holidays for the whole of the UK,

workers deserve a break and a chance to celebrate our country's traditions of fairness and social justice.

Well, thank you very much indeed, Jeremy. Have you told Emily Thornberry, by the way,

who seems to think the flag of St George is some kind of racist emblem?

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