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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Kay Rock, we are Klein Alley Show, streaming live on YouTube as well as on Kay Rock. You can find us there. And if you want to see Vanessa have to make a decision,

she has agreed to come to Love Island, which is an island where you never know what could happen.

Obviously, there's the show Love Island, which I think just finally concluded after new episodes every night forever on Peacock,

and who can possibly keep up with everything that happened there?

If you've missed two episodes, I think you're lost. I have no desire to get involved in this show whatsoever. But you claim you know people that are no longer friends because they got into a fight about that show. Yeah, a cousin of mine who's in college, I saw her over the 4th of July. I was like, how's it going? She was like, well, me and my friends are in a really big fight. I was like, oh, over what? She was like, Love Island. There's

this girl that they all love and I hate

and they are judging her because she doesn't like the girl and that she's

just a mean girl for not liking her. And now they, she was like, now we just can't even

talk about it. So we don't want to have that kind of drama here on Love A Island and Vanessa how long has it been since you have been in a relationship?

Um, like two years and a half.

Okay. And I know you made a big claim about a year ago that you were going to take a break.

By the way, it's such a way a child would answer that.

I was thinking. It's been this minute. She held up fingers to be about it. And that's not true. She hooked up with that cook. Not in a relationship, though. Yeah, that was just a casual banging, right? Vanessa? I just want everyone to know my mother listens to this. Can we keep this like regular conversation? Well, maybe your mom shouldn't listen to this part because I mean... maybe she shouldn't. But doesn't she want you to find love more than anyone? She really does. Doesn't she put a lot of pressure on you? Like a normal, like, oh, you should go on a date. Right. Thank you, Mother. Does she know you're going to Love A Island right now to meet bots? Now she does. Now she does, Mama. So here you go.

Mom, I know it's probably you thought your daughter was going to end up with a human, but maybe she doesn't. Welcome to Love A Island. Now, Vanessa, you're going to meet a lot of different eligible. These guys were all eligible, and they'd all like to meet you. They know about you. And they're all guys. They're all guys.

This isn't one of those weird

lesbian things that Allie cooked up.

I tried.

She tried.

We kept fighting her on it. But are you ready to meet some of the gentlemen that want to meet you? Bring it on. And then you will pick one of these guys and then you will set up a virtual date, which will be able to eavesdrop on as well, okay? Okay. All right, so here we go.

This is your first contestant and Love A Island to meet Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa, this is David, and I just like, really love that. You're from Columbia. What is that like? Do you get access to things that are harder to get in America? I bet you're really good at getting those things. Anyway, my favorite movies are Scarface and Blow, and really anything by Quentin Tarantino.

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