Vanessa Confuses the Gays
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
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| 0:27.3 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.3 | The second we're done with this audio from the streets of WeHo at Pride, |
| 0:34.3 | Vanessa was out there on Herola Blitz doing some exclusive interviews, and it has been making us laugh behind the scenes here at KROC for the last three hours nonstop. As soon as we're done with that, we get you into Cali Vibes this weekend and get you VIP access onto KROC special high rise so you can see the show up close and personal and we'll give those tickets away the second we're done with this. Pride was happening in west hollywood this weekend's been going on for i don't know many years it's uh it's hard to say it's the gayest day of the year west hollywood because we're all pretty gay but it's definitely one of the gayest oh yeah i mean it's when you know people go into their little costume closet and they pull out you know their rainbow yeah speedo instead of their normal hot pink speedo and they have a great weekend. So, Ali couldn't go, obviously, because she was camping with the babies and the dogs and doing a real lesbian thing. So Vanessa went out because she got a rollerblades on. And the plan was kind of simple. We've done it before. A little game called gay or nay, where she goes up to people that are there and asks them some questions, and then we try to guess whether or not, based on the answers of the questions, are they gay or are they straight? And the questions were simple stuff. Like, you know, what is the award called for the best Broadway show? And what is the main ingredient in Kish? And what shape of the fries or Chick-fil-A? Stuff that we thought would be pretty easy to determine who's gay who's straight and it turns out what originally we thought was going to be gay or nay turned into a brand new segment that we were not prepared for called Vanessa confuses the gays because gay or nay ended up not really being about the people that she was interviewing and more about Vanessa herself trying to ask questions that she didn't understand. |
| 2:04.6 | Vanessa, how do you think this went? |
| 2:06.7 | I'm cringing at myself. |
| 2:08.4 | One, it was really loud so I was screaming. |
| 2:10.8 | Yes. |
| 2:11.1 | And I'm like trying to read the questions I could barely see. |
| 2:15.0 | And then I'm pretty sure I'm saying a lot of the words wrong. |
| 2:17.9 | I repeat myself but everyone was really nice and that's all that matters. |
| 2:22.6 | Yeah, you had a great time. |
| 2:24.0 | This could be a hate crime and this is not our goal but just listen to this. |
| 2:28.0 | This is just a jump cut of all of the confused every time she talked to anyone, she confused them. |
| 2:34.1 | And then we will actually get to, we'll try to play one round of the actual game. But time she talked to anyone she confused them and then we will actually |
| 2:34.7 | get to we'll try to play one round of the actual game but take a listen to uh this new segment on k rock |
| 2:39.2 | called Vanessa confuses the gaze what's that man how all right out of the gate she's got a problem |
| 2:46.9 | what's the main what is she drinking by the way yeah what you the above. I was drinking, I think, tequila soda. How much did you have? I promise you I only had two and one shot. No way. Well, she's a child. Let's not forget. Okay. Tolerance as well. Right, a child. The cups were big. The cups were big. |
| 3:27.8 | And you say you're not a child. Okay, here we go. What's that meant? Hold on, hold on. All right, that was how it started. So it didn't start great. Then she gets to the first question, which is supposed to be an easy one, which is what is the award for the best Broadway show called? And she had a lot of trouble with this one. Okay, Luis. What is the award for Broadway place call? |
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