My Queens, my Kings, my Blessed Angels, thank you so much for tuning into Sexy Unique Podcast.

The show that began a series of my podcasting journey. If you're just joining for the first time,

welcome. You're about to embark on a journey of figuring out what the fuck Vanderpump rules means.

And if you're a return listener, thank you for tuning back in. If you're a patron on Patreon,

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there is a store where you can buy merch that's directly correlated to this podcast. And

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You can put it on your laptop or notebook or your car, I guess, or wherever you feel is an

appropriate place to show the world that you are a genius. There's also Lindsey Lohan Beach Club

merch, not her official merch, but like my official merch in honor of her shit show that I also

cover on Fridays on this podcast with my co-host, Cario Donald. And there are road to sur posters

that are an homage to the beautiful fan fiction episodes where again, my co-host, brilliant co-host,

might as say, Cario Donald and I created origin stories for the cast of Vanderpump rules.

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