Hi there, I'm Laura Marie Sheinehawls. Welcome to Lohan Island, a sexy unique spin-off.

Hey everyone. Hi. That's me and Carrie. Carrie.

Carrie. Donal. Carrie. Donal. Coming to you live from my couch and in meekinos.

In meekinos and we have a new celebrity crush. We were just googling Prince Philip.

We're in a royal kick the last episode. We love the royals.

If you want a full body chill. If you want a fear for your life.

Just Google image. Prince Philip. Look, I'm not knocking.

Look, aging. Geriatric. Sex. I really respect the elderly.

I respect those who just let it all hang out.

I love their wisdom. Yeah. But Prince Philip looks like a Stephen King.

He looks like the guy I'm pulled to race too. He does the elevator guy.

He literally is a walking demon. He also gotten a huge car accident recently.

I know. He was driving on the ground. He drove and then hit a woman.

Hit a woman. Flipped his rain drover over. I was like sure.

I was like, surely he's dead. They're like daily.

It's like survived with me. They scratch.

And then he was like, I'm sorry. I won't drive you killed a woman.

They promised he wouldn't drive anymore.

What is he driving for? Watch him get behind the wheel.

Like does he come in and he goes, I'm going to go for a drive now.

And then everyone's like, okay, have fun.

I mean, I think in that household, like the Queen and Prince Philip's word is like.

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