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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 9, 2024: You've got male. Your favorite TV stars have seen you naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about humping mascots.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning.
0:04.6	Standard Heating and Air is looking for an accounting administrator and customer service representatives
0:09.4	to join their team. Learn more at Standard Heating. dot com slash careers today.
0:14.0	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:17.0	90.
0:18.0	90.
0:20.0	Hello friends.
0:22.0	Today is a very special day.
0:24.0	National Teddy Bear Day, September night.
0:25.0	It's National Teddy Bear Day.
0:28.0	Who's that over there?
0:29.0	And that's the new checkout girl.
0:30.0	Don't know a name.
0:31.0	Seems cute.
0:32.0	Yeah, very cute.
0:33.2	You know what I like to do to her?
0:34.7	Something I call it dirty fuzzy.
0:36.5	Actually you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
0:38.6	Yeah, you know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
0:41.4	Somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night.
0:45.8	Lori, hey, you're home early.
0:47.5	What the hell is this?
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