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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Van Ginkel

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 9, 2024: You've got male. Your favorite TV stars have seen you naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about humping mascots.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning.

0:04.6

Standard Heating and Air is looking for an accounting administrator and customer service representatives

0:09.4

to join their team. Learn more at Standard Heating. dot com slash careers today.

0:14.0

The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

0:17.0

90.

0:18.0

90.

0:20.0

Hello friends.

0:22.0

Today is a very special day.

0:24.0

National Teddy Bear Day, September night.

0:25.0

It's National Teddy Bear Day.

0:28.0

Who's that over there?

0:29.0

And that's the new checkout girl.

0:30.0

Don't know a name.

0:31.0

Seems cute.

0:32.0

Yeah, very cute.

0:33.2

You know what I like to do to her?

0:34.7

Something I call it dirty fuzzy.

0:36.5

Actually you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.

0:38.6

Yeah, you know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

0:41.4

Somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night.

0:45.8

Lori, hey, you're home early.

0:47.5

What the hell is this?

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