Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proops.

Well done.

And the smallest thing in the world could pass

from the tricks to the ether.

High above Dublin.

And the amazingly smokey confines full of groovy hipsters

that's known as Dublin's premier rock venue,

where there are three bars I'm led to understand.

It's called the Waylands, ladies and gentlemen.

Wheellands, ladies and gentlemen.

If you're from America, it's Waylands.

If you're from Ireland, it's Wheellands.

If you're from another country, it's Waylands.

If you're from Guatemala, and you've downloaded the show twice,

welcome back.

It's Greg Proops, ultra bass.

Mayama Gregorio, Asus Arnez.

Mechistas is Moiblenau.

And once again, we change to the ether here

from high atop Dublin.

What smells like burning chestnuts here tonight,

as well as the effluvium from the chip shops down the street

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