Good afternoon. Good and talk and welcome one and all to the smartest man in the world

you the devoted listener the one who's sitting out there in Proofcastland whether it's in Germany or any

other state or country that exists that you're listening to in your earbuds right now welcome to

the show one and all this is a griffy time to line one up we're recording this on Thanksgiving Eve

which isn't even a holiday which is perfect because Thanksgiving isn't even a holiday

here in Los Angeles but by the time this drops we're so far ahead in the proof casting I got

behind at one point in my proof casting and we were barely able to scrape one out every week now

we're so far ahead that I'm a horrible fucking mid-Romney-esque tycoon who doesn't care anymore

sitting on a pile of podcasts like a rich vein like a like a salt pile there was a mountain in

Portugal wasn't I can't remember where there was a mountain of salt I read that but didn't

you ever read the book salt it has nothing to do with the movie with Angelina Jolie as discussed

to podcasts to go you may remember I did my impression of Angelina Jolie in the movie Alexander

your father was course you're fine Alexander and then Angelina Jolie in the movie salt your

father was course you are a fine Alexander because I don't know any other line she says because she

always does the same accent if she's from a foreign country it's Russia from the Rocky and Bull

Winkle cartoon or Spotsylvania or whatever the name of the country was

and that's how we're doing it here tonight ladies and gentlemen that doesn't make any sense you

haven't made any connections just wait uh and while you do gays and breathless fucking wonder

Thanksgiving uh we talked about last year during the Thanksgiving episode it's the most

lied about and made up holiday of all holiday so I was going to give it a big wide fucking

birth this year and talking instead about uh the idea of having to go over to certain people's

houses as an obligation and then when you get there they're horrible now uh sometimes people

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