But okay. I think there's this movie I've realized is about two things.

It's about sexy 80s guitar of which there is a lot in this movie and the

pettiest vampire to ever have lived died and lived again.

Oh he king pettie he is king pettie it's like a

fucking a thousand year old vampire who goes out of his way to fuck with this 15 year old

kid for like spying on him like what?

Chris Surandon is amazing. I love him in this so much. Love his character because like you kind of start off like kind of like you end up liking him even though he's like an evil

fucking vampire is killing people like and you think he's an asshole at first like he has

a little bit of charm and like the fact that he kind of does toy with the kid

kind of makes you like him a little bit more like he kind of gives the kid a chance a little bit of a

fighting chance in this and he ends up obviously regretting that but you do end up liking him a little bit more than you know I think other

vampires who don't have as much fun with it he really enjoys being a vampire.

Yeah, I mean he's also like a handsome 80s yuppy kind of Chad named Jerry

so that's funny.

Which is a very big switch.

Like he's wearing those like big Bill Cosby sweaters and stuff.

His eary, his matching is still kind of eerie, but it's just like, like oh he's just a yuppie who like has

weird taste in real estate. Mm-hmm so yeah he moves it next door to this kid. The kid is immediately so entranced

by figuring out what's going on with him

that he ignores his girlfriend even after she finally said that she would have sex with him he's like

Oh but wait look at what's happening next door though and she keeps getting mad because she's like dude

I'm I'm offering you my body and girlfriend Amy played by

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