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Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

ValenWHINE's Day (with Fortune Feimster)

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Toilet hamsters, Mike Pence’s gay figure skater addiction, and the worst things about Valentine’s Day. Plus, guest complainer Fortune Feimster (Chelsea, The Mindy Project) joins the pod to rant about strawberries and proposals.

Transcript

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1:00.4

Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate

1:04.7

every single week.

1:05.9

I'm your host Matt Bellissai.

1:15.3

There's a dark cloud over this week's episode.

1:19.0

A dark cloud stuffed with hallmark cards,

1:22.8

intenny bears, and fucking prefix meals for two.

1:27.4

In that dark, pieceshit cloud is St. Valentine's Day.

1:32.6

Fact, there are only three good things to come out of Valentine's Day.

1:39.2

Oversized chocolate hearts, silk underwear that feels good against my dangly bits.

1:45.5

And this episode of Unhappy Hour, that's it.

1:49.2

So let's keep it moving.

1:50.7

I'm here in the studio with my producer, Barry Finkle.

1:54.2

Hi, Barry.

1:55.1

Hey Matt, he mad guess what?

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