Welcome to season 2 of unhappy hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week.

I'm your host, the master complainer, the most pessimistic of them all, the bitch you all love to hate.

Map Bellasai!

Thanks to our season 2 premiere sponsor, Quip.

Uh, let me tell ya, it's been a while, and I have so much to complain about.

I've been saving it, I've been bottling it up, complaint after complaint, and it's building up in my esophagus.

Just bit by bit, now it's bubbling up to my mouthhole surface.

Like acid reflux after a night of marinara, just a bowl full of it.

Nits ready to come out!

So, for those of you who are new to the show, this is a podcast where I perform the art of complaining, and it is an art.

Because now, more than ever, we need to spend time letting off steam.

So each week, we're gonna kick off with a little intro, which is what's happening right now.

Hello.

And then, I bring you the shittiest news of the week in worse things first.

And after that, we dive deep into a topic of my choosing.

In the past, if you haven't heard, we deep dove into old people, ice cream, homosexual cakes, the entire state of Texas,

and the most imminent threat against mankind, the squirrel luminaughty.

Because squirrels are gaining strength, and we cannot just sit by and let this threat go unchecked.

But we're gonna do exactly that, because we can't talk about squirrels every week.

So this week, we're going in on the worst people on airplanes.

And then finally, every episode, we bring on a featured guest complainer.

And season two is quite the star-studded past.

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