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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Live from the NerdMelt showroom in LA, Greg ad-libs on armadillos, Alexander Payne and the Aztecs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

From far beyond the realm of imagination, boldly striding into 2016, heedless of the

0:10.9

repercussions.

0:11.9

A crowd has gathered and cold eyes, room in the back of a comic book storm, Los Angeles

0:17.4

to once again experience.

0:19.4

Greg Groves.

0:20.4

I'll be giving myself my own intros.

0:24.4

Forever all, once again, the smartest man in the world, Groves Cast takes to the ether.

0:29.0

The new 2016 edition where everything is different, the format's changed, we've gone all sports.

0:38.4

I'm kidding.

0:39.4

We've gone Christian and I think that's the boldest move.

0:43.0

Yeah, it's time for a lot of you to accept something higher into your life other than just

0:47.3

getting high all the hang on time and drinking.

0:53.5

It's time to imbue meaning by going to a book that was written collectively over hundreds

0:57.1

of years by committees of Jews all over the world.

1:01.7

People writing in Greek, people writing in Hebrew, arguing over the finer points.

1:04.8

I think after the first draft of the Bible was submitted, somebody at the meeting went,

1:08.5

ah, there's a lot of bitches in this draft.

1:12.3

Are you going to tell me Jesus rolled with women all the time, not just prostitutes and

1:17.2

his mom?

1:21.4

So revisions were made and now we've got the story that we've got now.

1:24.7

And that's the one that I want to talk to you about.

1:27.7

This is called El Nuevo Prupo.

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