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The Smartest Man in the World

Lemons

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Punchline in San Francisco, Greg converses on Crispus Attucks, Carol Doda and comfort women.

Transcript

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0:18.8

Oh, it was Hamlin's fatherentes mother.

0:24.6

TheINodist, the veio previously.

0:28.9

we take wings. On a flight of mildly amazing comedy, joining hands and joining hearts here

0:33.3

from San Francisco's most enchanting comedy-comapulation, the punchline here located at a high

0:38.3

top alkoa plaza of Battery Street at the crew, where it meets Montgomery with a fucking

0:43.8

hip-com to rage. It's here's Evie Vipamis recording. It'll be 2016 by the time you listen

0:51.1

to this and everything in your life will have changed. You'll have decided once and for

0:55.5

all not to buy an Apple Watch. And for that I love you. Watches work just as well. I

1:02.5

don't really want to talk to my watch like Dick Tracy that much, you know what I mean?

1:05.8

And I know I'm losing half the crowd immediately. Which I intend on doing as the New Year starts.

1:10.7

I mean the first, the reference of the years of Dick Tracy reference. Some people were like,

1:14.1

was that the Madonna movie? Other people were like, grandfather, what's it like to live

1:17.8

and bombed in a sarcophagus? It's awesome, I'll tell you that. I never get old. I'm always

1:23.6

fresh as the day I was entombed. And Dick Tracy was a policeman. I guess it was from the

1:28.6

thirties or whatever. And then there was a kind of a flat cartoon from when I was a kid,

1:33.0

like the 60s early 70s. And it had Dick and then his assistant, whoever I can't remember,

1:39.0

he wore a two-way wrist radio. And Dick Tracy wore one as well. And they would communicate

1:43.6

over their wrist radio, which in I guess the forties was like, that's off the hook, right?

1:47.0

That's just inconceivable. Fucking that's like having a device that you talk and do and you can

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