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This right here, let me try to explain it.

This is Valentine's gift card.

Valentine's gift card, okay?

Okay, all right.

So I have sent this lady some flowers gift card,

but the problem is,

is that I'm calling a husband to see if I can get him to get my gifts. I didn't get her the wrong gift card. The gift card I gave her was supposed to be the one for my wife, and I didn't got them mixed up. You see what I'm saying? Oh, this is it. Come on. I don't love your wife like that. You see what I'm saying?

I need my card back.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. This case, we got to draw the line somewhere. Now, gift card I gave her. That is not the card. This is the one that's supposed to go to my wife. So hopefully we can work this out. All right? This is Valentine's gift card. Cat dog, if you would.

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Bryce.

Yeah, this Bryce.

Hey, Bryce. How you doing, man? My name is Alvin. How are you doing today? I'm good, man. What's up? Hey, listen, I know you're married to Trisha, right? To Trish, yeah. Who's this? Okay, like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin, and I'm just trying to make sure I got the right person, man, because you have black, half white, right? From what I understand? Yeah, I'm half black. Who the fuck is this? Why are you asking me questions? What's going on? You okay? No, no, everything's cool, man. Everything's cool.

Trish, so check this out, man.

Okay.

Listen,

I'm at work, man.

Say what you need to say.

What's happening?

Okay.

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