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Run That Prank

The Edibile Arrangement - 2.9.26

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.3

Well, you know, Valentine's is on the way, right?

0:06.6

Y'all right, right?

0:07.3

Valentine's coming up.

0:08.4

This is the time that everybody.

0:10.0

This is when the ladies are looking for a nice delivery,

0:12.3

looking for some roses,

0:13.8

looking for nice, beautiful gifts, you know.

0:16.4

But this right here, this is for a gentleman. I'm going to deliver some edible fruits to the gentleman.

0:25.6

Yes, but the wife answers the phone.

0:28.6

Yes, yes, yes.

0:30.6

Edible fruit delivery to the man, but it wasn't sent by his wife,

0:35.6

but we are calling his wife to let her know we got an edible fruit delivery on the way. Mm-hmm. For your husband. Ooh, that boy, Tommy. Let's go. Hello, George. How can I help you? Hi, I'm trying to find Chad. He's not in right now. How can I help you? Okay. All right. I'm sorry, man. What's your name? Who is this? My name is Perkins. I actually have a delivery, edible fruit delivery for Chad, and I'm trying to make sure I got the address and everything, correct? Oh. Who's it from? I think it's from you. Your name is, what's your name again? Devena.

1:11.3

I didn't order any edible arrangements.

1:14.0

Okay.

1:14.8

There's for Valentine's.

1:16.8

Let me see.

1:17.4

Yeah, that definitely must be a mistake.

1:20.0

You sure wasn't Chad ordered some edible arrangements for me?

1:23.6

I think that might make some sense.

1:25.7

Oh, it's for Chad.

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