Valentine’s Flower Codes + The Hardest Game in Radio
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Ever panic-walked into a flower shop and immediately regretted your existence? Same. Today on The Rizzuto Show, we break down the secret meanings behind Valentine’s flowers (yes, apparently hydrangeas mean “I’m sorry” and now we’re stressed) and discover that 32% of people straight-up abandon the flower store because feelings are complicated.
Then we play a game called Majority Rules… which quickly turns into Nobody Wins and Everyone Is Confused. From pizza toppings and superheroes to soda brands and smoothie fruits, we somehow made matching answers harder than filing taxes. It all comes down to Facebook vs. Instagram for a 46-year-old caller and honestly? That was the most strategic moment of the entire show.
If you like your comedy show chaotic, mildly competitive, and aggressively opinionated about bananas in smoothies, this episode delivers peak funny podcast energy. Welcome to your favorite daily show where nobody matches answers and everyone blames Clint for picking Pepsi.
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| 0:00.0 | The Zudo. |
| 0:02.0 | All right. |
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| 0:10.8 | It's very overwhelming. |
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