Valentine’s Day Special

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Matt Besser and Danielle Schneider celebrate Valentine's Day by renewing and updating their marriage vows in the presence of their eight year old daughter, Sidney. Updated vows include Girls Scout cookie priorities, Shazam compliments, dad jokes, eliminating 12’s from multiplication tables, comedy genetics, and “I Believe I Can Fly” vs. “One Shining Moment”.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Improv for Humans Valentine's Day Special with Daniel Schneider, Sydney Besser, and your host of Improv for Humans, Matt Besser.
0:18.0	What is it? Oh, RazorBank pajamas guys, that is so funny.
0:26.0	Valentine's Valentine, OMG.
0:28.9	JoJoCee will wallpaper thank you.
0:32.9	Happy Valentine, our little Valentine.
0:37.7	And now it's Mommy's turn.
0:40.2	Okay, when did you get me?
0:41.6	I know I pointed out some jewelry, but...
0:45.4	Yeah, I always think that jewelry seems like...
0:49.9	we're like a birthday and a Christmas thing.
0:53.1	But it's the gifts for me, so I guess it doesn't matter what you think.
0:58.3	But I mean, jewelry's a lot of money and...
1:01.6	There's not like a point in a diamond or something.
1:04.6	I pointed out just some gold hoof.
1:07.1	Yeah. I can tell you did not get a piece of the deal.
1:10.3	I did not do that.
1:11.1	And if I did, it'd be for next Christmas.
1:14.6	Okay, anyway, I can't wait to see what I got.
1:17.6	Well, it's not anything material, which I think is shallow.
1:22.5	Do you know what that means, Sydney?
1:23.6	That means like just stuff you can hold in your hand.
1:28.3	But we got Sydney something material.
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