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improv4humans with Matt Besser

The Voyeur’s Baseball Cards

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Andy Daly and Sean Conroy join Matt Besser this week for scenes about peddling your vintage Star Wars cards, grabbing a bite at the Funko Pop store, a book report on novelizations, Jaws in France, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Human, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for humans, with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests, Andy Dalyershawne Connery.

0:29.0

Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser, two of my old buddies, Sean Andy back in the saddle. Welcome, guys.

0:41.0

Ha! 2022.

0:44.0

Can you say so?

0:46.0

Still improvising online.

0:48.0

Keeping a good spirit about it.

0:51.0

Now, one thing we all are doing is probably watching a fuckload of TV, right?

0:57.0

Correct.

0:58.0

And as Andy Daly just said off air, I can't believe you've told me about a documentary that I haven't seen.

1:05.0

I feel that I feel the same way.

1:07.0

It's like, have a nice scroll through all of them.

1:11.0

Haven't I looked up every list of the top 50 documentaries of the 21st century?

1:17.0

Do you watch the ones that you know just at least have that are just going to completely bum you out?

1:24.0

Yeah.

1:26.0

If you hear it's good, you don't care. You're like, I'm in it.

1:29.0

Yeah, exactly. I don't care.

1:32.0

Isn't that kind of the point of the documentary?

1:35.0

You go two-thirds of the way through and then there's a moment where it's like, oh, it turns out this is all really fucked up.

1:43.0

I guess so. That's the point of every documentary.

1:47.0

But I don't know.

1:50.0

I never expect the big twist because I have seen enough documentaries that have ended like, oh, no big deal.

1:59.0

That guy cut the lawn every day for 25 years.

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