Valentine Colada

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Cash and TJ talk about Jamba births, acceptable alcoholism, bad analogies, midwives, self-flagellation, drunkles, Swedist day, sex acne, corporate holidays, ugly donkeys, and ask the question, "How great is Bakersfield on a Saturday?" Adjust the temperature in your car and listen to this episode with a loved one, things could be worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:05.0	Nertist.com.
0:08.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.6	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching in with T.J. Miller.
0:37.0	Bow, n-n-nom now now.
0:39.0	O-a-do-d-dah-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo do-o who whoops, oo whoo whoops whoops where did it go
0:46.4	whoops whoops whoops whoops where did it go down around a corner down around the corner
0:55.0	near the corner near the old lake or start
0:57.0	boom bumba a oo a oo a no
1:01.0	uh a oo uh-uh, yeah! Yeah! It's me! T.J. Miller. Oh my goodness gracious.
1:11.2	Well, I, you know, I, this isn't even one of the podcasts.
1:14.4	First of all, happy Valentine's Day, but I wanted to record this.
1:17.6	I have a very special day tonight.
1:21.4	It's a blind day. I met the lady on perfect match.org and I wasn't
1:27.6	visited that one but I find it to be much superior to match.com because
1:34.1	sometimes you get a match, you're settling,
1:36.9	it's not quite what you want it to be.
1:38.9	She's only got one arm and you know the other arm is a leg that sort of thing and but I went on
1:46.8	perfect match com it's always a perfect match every time guaranteed same people
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