Pleasure Tether

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2013

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Cash and TJ talk about space beer, zero gravity sticky zippers, sexaholics vs kleptomaniacs, little fibbies, nozzle cream, chocolate laxatives, silent Sundays, and ask the question, "Can you text from the outskirts of Yonderland?" Drink some Tang before this teeny tiny episode, and make sure you listen in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.
0:03.0	Nerist.com.
0:05.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:10.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.6	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.6	This is caching in with T.J. Miller.
0:35.0	Bada da da da da da da da da.
0:37.0	Welcome to caching in. Bada. BPA-B-B-B-B-B-B-B into you live from outer space.
0:53.0	Yeah, NASA heard about the show and wanted me to do a podcast interview with the workers who are fixing the malfunctioning Mars Rover curiosity.
1:02.0	I'm so excited. I've never been in functioning Mars Rover Curiosity.
1:02.8	I've never been in space before and it's so fun.
1:07.0	I'm just alone out here, but my ship is filled with little post-its.
1:10.7	You know, it's like, here's one. It says, Rule number number one how do I know you're not an
1:15.2	alien ha ha ha ha that cracked me up what have I been doing in space what have I not been doing in space? What have I not been doing in space?
1:24.0	Mainly I've been pleasuring myself.
1:26.0	They give me an extra long tether
1:28.0	so I can spacewalk and give myself the entire all-star treatment
1:32.0	in and around the space orb.
1:35.0	I've been cranking Michael McDonald up here. He sounds great in space.
1:39.0	minute by minute, by minute, by minute, by minute, I keep holding on over.
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