allow me three minutes to be self-indulgent because I need Rico Kenny and David to help me.

Now listen, we'll spend the rest of the day talking about your team.

I don't know that I'm allowed any joy.

Now, I find out that day ball's fired and I get all pumped up.

But then I read this cat enthusiast approach.

Let me read this statement.

Tell me what you hear and tell me whether I should have a major problem with this because I do.

Me, me, me, me.

We spoke this morning about the direction of our franchise on the field and we've decided at this time.

It's in our best interest to make a change at the head coach position.

President John Mara and Chairman Steve Tisch said in a joint statement.

The past few seasons have been nothing short of disappointment, and we've not met our expectations

for this franchise.

We understand the frustration of our fans, and we will work to deliver a

significantly improved product. We appreciate Coach Dayball for his contributions to the organization.

Yeah, no, you don't. Joe Shane remains in his position as GM and will lead the search for a new

coach.

We feel Joe's assembled a good young nucleus of talent,

and we look forward to its development.

Oh, my God.

The half measure.

Half wet, half pregnant.

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