Valdez Field Trip
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Like I've said, I've got 50 contacts in my phone, probably, whatever. |
| 0:04.8 | The only one where I go, what, is when it says mom. And I don't know why I do that, because when my mom's not here anymore and she's not around and I can't talk to her, I'm going to be heartbroken. Sure. I'm going to be devastated. But until then. But for some reason, when she calls, I'm like, oh, Jesus, God, what? Right. So the last time she called me, she's like, hey, I just want to see if you're coming back to West Virginia for Thanksgiving. And I'm like, which means, now you must. I said, no, I really, I don't think so. I haven't really planned that. That does not look like that's going to happen. Well, I just want you to know that your grandmother is not doing as well as she has been. And that's how she phrased it. She might, I want you to come, this is what she said, I want you to come back where your grandmother still knows who you are and can recognize you. Yeah, you got to go. And I went, I hung up the phone. I'm like, okay, I'll call you back. |
| 1:13.5 | God damn it! I want to see my grandmother. Don't get me wrong. It's just. No, I understand, man. Man, if it was any other time or any, whatever. Yep. But it's Thanksgiving, so my sister will show up. She'll pick me up from the air. With the Popeye's turkey. I'm looking forward and I found out that they they're not cooked you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta you get |
| 1:16.9 | but I'm fine you can go straight they like cook it and then flash flash freeze |
| 1:22.6 | it or whatever so I think you just have to put it in the oven okay you just need |
| 1:25.2 | easy enough easy enough and it's delicious. Either way. |
| 1:28.5 | Uh, yeah. |
| 1:29.6 | I mean, look, dude, I get you. |
| 1:33.9 | That's, look, I'm not looking for sympathy, but having a mother that's early onset Alzheimer's like, yeah. You got to make those trips, man. Yes. Getting on a train and taking her to Boston and getting off from that bus station in |
| 1:41.4 | Southing and trying to get her to hustle to a bus was not the easiest thing. |
| 1:45.8 | But same thing. |
| 1:47.0 | Like, you don't know how that stuff produced. getting off of that bus station and something and trying to get her to hustle to a bus was not |
| 1:44.7 | the easiest thing. But same thing. Like, you don't know how that stuff progresses. So I was like, I could do it this summer. I'm going to do it with her. You got to do it. Right. While we can remember. So like, you're right. Like when your mom says, hey, grandma's that might not remember you next year. It's like, I gotta go to it. |
| 1:58.7 | She's 99. Yeah. |
| 2:00.6 | I mean, so I owe it to her to be there. |
| 2:02.7 | I'm 99. It didn't make me to scream, God damn it, you know, at the top of my lungs. What's the biggest airport? What's the closest big airport you fly into? It's about two and a half, three hours away from like Pittsburgh, maybe? No, Charleston, West Virginia. Yeager, Yager, Internet, Yager, National. That's the big airport you're flying into. Yeah, there's no... I mean, you might want to look at just car rentals already. |
| 2:20.7 | Seriously, man. Virginia. Yeager, Yeager, I mean, that's the big airport you're flying into. Yeah, there's no... |
| 2:18.5 | I mean, you might want to look at just car rentals already. |
| 2:20.7 | Seriously, man. |
| 2:21.9 | I'm not driving to West Virginia from here. |
| 2:23.7 | No, no, no, no. Charleston. Oh, no, no, you have to. Yeah. I mean, that's the only way to get there. All right, well, let's let's, let's back up. |
| 2:29.4 | What's the, what airport do you get to before you get to Charleston? |
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