Vagina Talk (w/ Megan Neuringer)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

"With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman." Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecologist. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of this podcast called Why won't you date me?
0:28.0	It's a podcast for me.
0:30.0	Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though I will and like to suck on balls.
0:40.0	My, de bag me all day, every day my guest today is so funny.
0:52.0	I'm so happy she's here.
0:54.0	She's written for Chamberlain Heights.
0:56.0	Is that the way I say it?
0:58.0	It's the Legend of Chamberlain Heights.
1:00.0	Legend of Chamberlain Heights.
1:02.0	The legend that shows us all the answers.
1:04.0	She is the voice of black people.
1:04.0	You've written for Portlandia or you are on Portlandia.
1:06.0	Both.
1:12.0	Both.
1:14.0	Double dip in Megan Narendra.
1:16.0	I am clapping for myself.
1:18.0	Thank you.
1:20.0	I love that you clap for yourself.
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